About Me

  • About Me: Do you think I'm simple enough to describe fully in a single text field? Oh... Turns out I actually am that simple. I can be summed up mostly by the phrase "oh well."

Style

  • Where I shop: Hot Topic, Rockabilia.com
  • Brands I love: Iron Maiden, Pantera, Black Sabbath
  • I like to wear: Clothes. Public nudity is fun but somewhat frowned upon.
  • Can't live without: Music. Silence may be golden, but it drives me fucking nuts.
  • Prized Possessions: Bella the guitar. It may not be mine, but it's the most important thing I have.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Hats. I love hats and other head coverings. I don't know why.

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Queen
  • Favorite Albums: Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, Cowboys From Hell, The Heroin Diaries
  • Favorite Genre: Heavy Metal, motherfucker
  • Favorite Songs: The Evil That Men Do, Cemetery Gates, Tears of the Dragon
  • Favorite Lyrics: "I'm a man cut in half from this world, left in my misery." "I would bleed for her, if I could only see her now."
  • Songs for Roadtrips: iPod>Artist>Iron Maiden>All albums>Play all
  • Songs I hate: Party Like a Rockstar. Gah, fuck you.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Avenged Sevenfold... >_>
  • Songs I repeat the most: Your Guardian Angel, Hey There Delilah
  • Band I wish I was in: Iron Maiden, obviously

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Anything delicious. I shall be the judge on what is and is not delicious, however.
  • Favorite Dishes: Paper?
  • Favorite Desserts: I am a glutton and enjoy nearly all desserts.
  • Favorite Drinks: Coca Cola. Oh yes.
  • Favorite Junk Foods: All of them.
  • Best meal ever: I dunno.
  • My Original Recipes: It's not original so to speak, but I make this kickass carne asada quesadilla.
  • Favorite Restaurants: BJ's. Bonus points for sounding dirty. Teehee.
  • Foods I hate: If it looks as if it's still alive, I shan't be eating it.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Benguin. Goodies.
  • Nationality: Jungle people
  • Religion: None to speak of.
  • Heroes: Aquaman. He shows us that even if you're otherwise completely useless, you can still be in the Super Friends.
  • Interests: I like things. Interesting things.
  • Expertise: I am an expert in not having an expertise. It is a very confusing pastime.
  • Occupation: Panhandling.
  • Industry: Idiocy
  • Website: http://chaos.kiwibonga.com